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Vital Posh WAG Report (Day 9)

Vital Posh WAG Report (Day 9)

It was a bad day for our very own Posh WAG in the Aussie jungle yesterday.

Fate seemed to conspire against her to give her the worst day she`s experienced so far. Already selected for the 'Bush Tucker` trial, Nicola had a bit of a set-to with David van Day that split the camp but that` something many watching the show seem to think was the intention when the loathsome David van Day and Timothy Mallet were thrown into the fray.

The 'Bush Tucker` trial consisted of Nicola facing her worst fears of being locked in a dark and claustrophobic arena. Charged with collecting stars, with each star collected representing a meal, Nicola had to grope around in the dark not aware that she was stroking rats, getting caught up in cobwebs containing huge spiders and all sorts of other critters running amok around her.

Sadly, she only got two stars which meant Spartan rations for the camp prompting a sneering remark, off camera from the ex-Dollar singer.

Later, in an attempt to win immunity from the first vote-off, Nicola joined Kilroy-Silk and the toad Mallet in climbing into individual containers that contained a rising, dank, foul smelling liquid. Kilroy-Silk was the first to quit after an hour and shortly afterwards Nicola asked to be rescued complaining that the cold was too much for her.

Later back in camp she complained that the challenge had left her breasts without any feeling!

So, all in all not a great time for Nicola who only missed out on the next 'Bush Tucker` trial due to the fact that the great British public prefer to see David van Day squirm instead.

Keep your chin up Nicola, remember you`re a Posh WAG and we`re all behind you!

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Date:Tuesday November 25 2008
Time: 6:13PM

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