Vital Posh - Posh WAG Report (Days 5 & 6)
How dare they, how dare they!
ITV showed some meaningless international between Germany and England instead of treating the nation to another helping of our very own Posh WAG on I`m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!
Never mind, progress was brought up to date with a special two hour programme last night and once again our lovely Posh WAG, Nicola McLean, proved she`s a cut above the rest.
With the loathsome pair of Timmy Mallet and David Van Day making a late entrance, it was left to our Nicola to steal the show by proudly proclaiming that it was 'Pinky and Perky`s birthday.
If you`re bemused stick with us and we`ll try not to be too smutty.
You see 'Pinky and Perky` are the names the camp mates gave to her enormous bosoms with the birthday being the fact that it was exactly one year to the day since she had the operation to enlarge them.
Other Posh WAG highlights saw the camp mates asked to give up a valuable possession to contribute to the release of the aforementioned Mallet and Van Day who were being held in bamboo prison cages.
Needless Nicola stole the show by refusing to give up her mascara, for anyone, that`s our girl!
On the 'Bush Tucker` trial front, Robert Kilroy-Silk seems to be monopolising matters but all credit to the guy, he`s not backed out.
So with coverage set to resume tonight, let`s hope our very own Posh WAG continues to more than hold her own!
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