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Vital Posh - Posh WAG Report (Day Two)

Vital Posh - Posh WAG Report (Day Two)

Well, we`re into Day Two of "I`m a Celebrity Get Me out of Here" and already our Nicola is creating quite a stir.

Whilst the other team were free-falling into the jungle; Nicola and her team were making a right old spectacle of themselves by paddling into the camp up stream.

Amongst Nicola`s team is Esther Rantzen displaying all the traits of royalty complete with pearl necklace and minions regally towing her along as she fashed her pearlies in the hot Aussie sun.

However any dreams Esther had of a right regal time were brushed aside by our WAG`s heaving bosom`s and a rash admittance that she`d be willing to sleep with Carly Zucker, although we should add that it was merely because they shared a mutual dislike of bugs.

But, can you imagine the chat in the Posh dressing room?

Brazen talk of not being able to sleep on her chest and not being able to sunbathe because of her boob job have already made our Nicola a household name amongst the millions of adolescent boys watching the show. I wonder how many of them are praying for a glimpse of her in the shower.

Apologies if it all seems a bit smutty, but to be brutally honest we, here at Vital Posh, believe that`s why Nicola was placed in the jungle in the first place, anyway she`s still our girl so lets give her the thumbs up and hope she`s not subjected to any of the 'Bush Tucker` trials, well not yet anyway!

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Writer:PoshPete
Date:Monday November 17 2008
Time: 4:21PM

Comments

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Did yer see that spider crawl across our Carly's head - shiver, shiver!
merlin
17/11/2008 19:30:00
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Not to impressed with your WAG though, what was all that crap about frogs?
merlin
17/11/2008 19:30:00
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Gawd knows - just admire the cleavage - our player Mr Williams obviously does :-)
PoshPete
17/11/2008 19:33:00
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